Things that enrage

Lickspittle Ainsworth accuses the public of letting down the troops by adopting a "defeatist" attitude, while he refuses to take the blame for needless deaths of troops ill-equipped by his department.

While innocent members of the public are prosecuted for minor offences such as littering - under the terrorism Act - an actual terrorist might be freed on compassionate grounds by the Scottish Mafia. The poor dear has willy cancer.

Update: Couldn't possibly have anything to do with Libya's bid to buy Shell's Cheshire refinery, could it?