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Friday, 27 November 2009

Border-crossing consequences

From a mailing list:
Crossing borders
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Russian border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the UK Border illegally you get:
  • Free healthcare
  • An unearned income
  • A home
  • Free education for your kids
  • Furnishings for your home
  • Free dentistry
  • Free use of an infra-structure paid for by the toil and taxes of previous generations
  • The free use of all social facilities
  • Free translation services
  • Agencies that will help you settle in
  • Free round the clock police protection
  • You will find the law is weighed in your favour

4 comments:

Witterings From Witney said...

Nice one Fausty! Mind you, now you'll be hounded as a racist!

Talking to a long-standing friend of mine last night who is not a 'politcal animal' and the one thing that got up his nose was other races coming in and changing our culture.

If Pearson does what it says on the tin, methinks he is going to resonate with the British electorate.

Fausty said...

Agreed - our culture is something to be proud of, not stamped on, as Labour encourages newcomers to do, WfW.

They can label me all they like; they can't change the truth.

Pearson's victory is fantastic news. Conservatives will have a hard time labasting him.

Field Marshall Watkins said...

This says it all.

In the London Borough of Camden, only one primary school does not have a Halal menu. Today those schools were emptied because of the Islamic holiday.

Literally, my little sister's class had only one other pupil in it today.

Fausty said...

Staggering!

I'm surprised the parents haven't clubbed together to have your little sister removed from the school. This sort of thing seems to be going on elsewhere.

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